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July 2, 2008

Some New Vocabulary

And now, some phrases that have crept into my vocabulary from either my own life experiences, my work, or my friends. Enjoy these shared bits of english-language awesomeness:

  • Schtonky: In some circumstances, anything that is cool/awesome can be referred to as schtonky. More specifically, schtonk is a measure of some mixture of class, formality, masculinity, and old-timeyness. For example, a fine tobacco pipe carries very high schtonk value, as would any wood-paneled room with a fireplace where leather-bound books are. Snoop-doggy-dog dressed up as a pimp driving around in a '64 Impala is also quite schtonky, as is anything to do with Frank Sinatra, or the rat pack. Wal-Mart is not schtonky.


  • Janky: Something that is constantly near the boundry of working and being broken is janky. But being janky is more than that. Pretty much every one of the crazy electronic / audio / mechanical projects we built in college was janky. Something that is janky but still working carries with it a certain amount of pride and charm. At MIT, on 2ndwest at east campus, the PTZ Audio Network is decidedly janky -- random bits of audio cable strewn between points on the hall tied in with various transformers and ancient audio amplifiers that sometimes work.


  • To have a stew going on / to be preparing a stew: A stew is a nice warm bowl of goodness. Metaphorically, for someone to have a stew on means that they are settling into and/or enjoying a bit of awesomeness. This is somewhat hard to define. An example would be hanging out with friends and enjoying several alcoholic beverages -- you would say: "We're hanging out here, there's quite a stew going on." Other activities, such as enjoying a day at the beach, taking a nice vacation, having a gourmet dinner, watching a marathon of your favorite TV show, going clubbing, etc. may also be considered "stew-like."


  • Torqued up: This one's fairly easy to understand. Anytime someone is stressed out about something, or getting worked up about anything, it's like they are twisting themselves and building negative energy. This is much like when you twist a rubber band around itself, or any item that can store torque, so let's call it being torqued up.


  • Degauss: If you're torqued up about something, you need to degauss. Back in the day, we used to have CRT monitors with "de-gauss" buttons built in to allow us to somehow release magnetic energy or whatever. It made a satisfying "fwongggggggg!" noise when pressed. People can degauss in several ways. One good way to de-gauss would be to get a stew going (see above).


  • Cleaning the Basement: When you're spending all sorts of time and energy doing unnecessary preparation work before starting on the thing you really need to be doing, that's known as "cleaning the basement." Back when I used to be a home-owner, I would insist on making sure the basement was clean and well-organized before dealing with clean-up projects on the main floor. Ostensibly, this was to make sure that anything that was going to be moved from the main floor down to the basement would go in a reasonable place and not just get thrown in a pile.


  • Bikeshedding / Painting the bike shed: When trying to solve a complex problem or deal with a crisis, it's important to focus on what's important. If you're planning and building your dream estate, or remodeling your home, there's no reason to waste too much time and energy deciding what color the bike shed is going to be and giving it several magnificent coats of paint. Bikeshedding is a popular activity in groups. When solving a problem, or working on a project, everyone will argue about what color the bike shed should be rather than directing focus on solving the problem at hand.


July 3, 2008

Stew Recipe

I know in a previous entry I spoke about making a metaphorical "stew." But now, I will bestow upon you readers my new recipe for making a real stew -- and a very tasty one at that. If you don't have a crock pot, substitute it for a regular pot and just cook it in your oven at 200 degrees or so for 6-8 hours.

Ingredients

  • 2lb stew meat (I used pre-cut chuck stew meat from the grocery store)
  • 3 tbsp. olilve oil
  • 1/4 cup flour
  • 1 1/2 tsp. salt
  • 1/2 tsp. pepper
  • 1 1/2 cup beef broth
  • 1 tsp. worcestershire sauce
  • 2 cloves garlic
  • 1 bay leaf
  • 1 tsp. paprika
  • 4 carrots chopped to 1/2" pcs.
  • 3 potatoes cubed appropriately
  • 2 onions also cut up as desired
  • 1/2 tsp. thyme
  • 1/2 tsp. oregano
  • 1/2 tsp. rosemary

Mix flour, salt and pepper together in a bowl. Dredge beef in flour mixture and brown in a pan with olive oil (you'll need to do this in two batches) for approximately 2-3 minutes each side over medium heat. Throw the beef and unused flour mixture into the crock pot. Put everything else into the crock pot as well, and mix it up to combine and fairly evenly coat. Cook on low for 10-12 hours, or on high for around 6 hours. When it's done, let it cool at room temperature for an hour or so and then refrigerate. The stew is better after it's had a chance to rest for a day. Feel free to skim fat off of the top, and/or thicken the stew if desired (I found very little fat, and a perfect consistency already). Makes ~4-6 servings. Yum.

July 4, 2008

Happy Birthday, America

I'm going to duplicate the sentiment of Paul Levy, a former professor of mine at MIT, and now the dude who my wife works for over at Beth Israel Deaconess, and remind everyone of what the fireworks are all about today. Go ahead, take a few moments to read it -- especially that second paragraph there. As he says: "What a great document. A superb exposition and argument. And it was signed. They weren't afraid of posting their opinions, even though it put their lives, liberty, and property at risk. Why are so many reluctant to own their opinions today?"

IN CONGRESS, JULY 4, 1776
The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

— John Hancock

New Hampshire:
Josiah Bartlett, William Whipple, Matthew Thornton

Massachusetts:
John Hancock, Samuel Adams, John Adams, Robert Treat Paine, Elbridge Gerry

Rhode Island:
Stephen Hopkins, William Ellery

Connecticut:
Roger Sherman, Samuel Huntington, William Williams, Oliver Wolcott

New York:
William Floyd, Philip Livingston, Francis Lewis, Lewis Morris

New Jersey:
Richard Stockton, John Witherspoon, Francis Hopkinson, John Hart, Abraham Clark

Pennsylvania:
Robert Morris, Benjamin Rush, Benjamin Franklin, John Morton, George Clymer, James Smith, George Taylor, James Wilson, George Ross

Delaware:
Caesar Rodney, George Read, Thomas McKean

Maryland:
Samuel Chase, William Paca, Thomas Stone, Charles Carroll of Carrollton

Virginia:
George Wythe, Richard Henry Lee, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Harrison, Thomas Nelson, Jr., Francis Lightfoot Lee, Carter Braxton

North Carolina:
William Hooper, Joseph Hewes, John Penn

South Carolina:
Edward Rutledge, Thomas Heyward, Jr., Thomas Lynch, Jr., Arthur Middleton

Georgia:
Button Gwinnett, Lyman Hall, George Walton

July 10, 2008

Gorby Smites Zombie Lenins With Laser-beam Eyes

Dear Lord, this song and music video by Russian rockers ANJ is made of win. It is so full of awesome that it just might blow up your computer and set your entire internet connection ablaze with the heat of a thousand former-soviet ICBMs. And no, I'm not just saying this because I *heart* Mikhail Gorbachev -- the first and only president of what we now call the "former Soviet Union," and winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1990.

From the creator:
I did this video for a Russian Metal Band called ANJ. It is pretty crazy. When I saw the lyrics it seemed to be an earnest tribute to Mikael Gorbachov (that's how the Russians spell it), so I was a bit confounded about what the video concept should be, but then I had a brainstorm to take it way over the top and I think it was just the thing. Suffice to say it's half Russian History allegory as told through an old zombie movie made in the Soviet Union, and half animated Soviet Propaganda posters. It's in HD, so let it load a bit before you play it and then click the little "four arrows" symbol on the lower right part of the viewer to see it in true HD.


GORBACHOV: THE MUSIC VIDEO - BIGGER AND RUSSIANER from Tom Stern on Vimeo.

July 14, 2008

Bon Jovi Concert (and All American Rejects)

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A couple of months ago, I happened to be surfing the internet and a banner ad conveniently informed me that Bon Jovi was touring and tickets were going on sale for shows here in Boston at the TD Banknorth Boston Garden. Being an impulsive buyer of such things, and a Bon Jovi fan, I picked up some tickets for the July 10th show. It turns out that All American Rejects were opening -- a pleasant surprise, since I actually like them (and not just because I bought both of their Rock Band songs).

So it was a pretty awesome show. It was an interesting crowd there. There was a pretty large portion of the people there who were around my age (late 20's), and there was another large contingent of folks about 10 years older, and then a bunch of youngsters as well. Also, it's hard to believe that that dude on stage bringing the house down is 46 years old.

Here's my (small) photo album of the AAR.

And here's the photo album of Bon Jovi.

July 25, 2008

Happy Sysadmin Day

http://www.sysadmin.com. It's nice to have a day. Without fail though, every year I forget about it until late in the afternoon when someone sends an email to some list or somehow reminds me. Alas, neither myself nor my co-workers were lavished with gifts today.

"A sysadmin makes sure your network connection is safe, secure, open, and working. A sysadmin makes sure your computer is working in a healthy way on a healthy network. A sysadmin takes backups to guard against disaster both human and otherwise, holds the gates against security threats and crackers, and keeps the printers going no matter how many copies of the tax code someone from Accounting prints out. A sysadmin worries about spam, viruses, spyware, but also power outages, fires and floods. When the email server goes down at 2 AM on a Sunday, your sysadmin is paged, wakes up, and goes to work. A sysadmin is a professional, who plans, worries, hacks, fixes, pushes, advocates, protects and creates good computer networks, to get you your data, to help you do work -- to bring the potential of computing ever closer to reality."

So, if you can read this, thank your sysadmin. And thank me too, since I admin the virtual server where this particular blog lives. And thank andyburn while you're at it, since he runs the actual physical colo server that the virtual server lives on until I can get off my butt and get real hosted service somewhere.

And for kicks, I've started re-reading Simon Travaglia's classic Bastard Operator From Hell (BOFH) stories. They are all archived here.

July 29, 2008

Abbot's Frozen Custard in Needham

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I was skimming over the news websites today, and came across something awesome in the Boston Globe today: Cold Comfort: Abbott's custard brings back good memories for customers.

Yes, it's true. There's an Abbott's franchise open now in Needham, MA. For readers who do not hail from Rochester, NY, and/or have never tasted frozen custard (from Abbott's or anywhere), here is a good description:

"Frozen custard, made with eggs, buttermilk, and cream, and churned slowly in a custom-made machine, is denser than traditional ice cream. "I missed Abbott's," says Dauria. "Every time I went back to Rochester the first thing we did was go there." So five years ago, the former buyer for Filene's hatched a plan to open an Abbott's Frozen Custard franchise here, the first in New England"

And a little bit of history:

"Rochester residents were first introduced to frozen custard in 1902, when Arthur Abbott started flogging the confection at local fairs. He open a permanent location in 1926 in the Rochester neighborhood of Charlotte (pronounced "Shar-LOT" or, if you are from Rochester and have the signature flat twang, "Shar-LAAT"), which still exists today."

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